Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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