the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
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Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
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There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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