it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
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