Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
Randomize
