I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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