Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
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First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
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That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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