Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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