I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
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