then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
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Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
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So much Jack, so little girl.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
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