I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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