On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
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The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
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I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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