hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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