I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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