I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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