Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
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we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
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That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
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