Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
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he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
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I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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