that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
he was CRYING into my vagina
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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