I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
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It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
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On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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