You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
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