My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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