the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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