Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(330): View more from Ohio

I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.

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(515): View more from Iowa

there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.

(1-515): View more from Iowa

yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.

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(417): View more from Missouri

quadriplegic porn is always funny

(832): View more from Houston, Texas

no. no its not

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(207): View more from Maine

you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment

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(970): View more from Colorado

Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.

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(201): View more from New Jersey

He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.

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(585): View more from New York

I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.

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