I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
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he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
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Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now