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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?

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• (864): View more from South Carolina

  Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless

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• (902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

  This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.

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• (281): View more from Texas

  I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.

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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat

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  And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing

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  Did you run away?

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  I DANCED AWAY.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"

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• (253): View more from Washington

  I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety

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• (864): View more from South Carolina

  no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing

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