I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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