And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
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wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
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He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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