Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
where does the pee come out of this thing
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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