so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
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