I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I look better un-naked...
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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