I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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