I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
My ass is underappreciated
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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