called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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