it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
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