Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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