He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
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we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
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its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
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