Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
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