Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
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It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
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Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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