singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
Shitshow foam night was such a success
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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