did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
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i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
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This is classic penis vs brain.
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
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