He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
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