the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
y did u give ur computer a hand job?
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
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i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
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Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?