He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
These Dirty People Haven’t Told Their SO About Their Kinky Fetish
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
This is Why People Stop Sex Halfway Through
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.