walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
You don't make any sense
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