dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
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If i need to get strippers involved i will.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
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I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
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