question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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