he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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