why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
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she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
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So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
I don't know, Alex. I don't know. I lost my keys, my debit card, my makeup bag, broke my purse, had to have someone cut my shoe off, I have no idea where my costume is. I woke up next to the biggest douchebag I know and made out with this other guy while SIMULTANEOUSLY talking on the phone to the guy I'm talking to...
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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