She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
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We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
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You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
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