Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
I just got a text giving me an hour window for when my vibrator is gonna be delivered. If that's not awesome customer service, I don't know what is.
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