We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
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I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
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Do you remember whose house we're in?
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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