so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
do nipples grow back?
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