Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
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I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
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Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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