We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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