Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
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