you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
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