areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
You don't make any sense
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So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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