Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
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That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
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In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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